As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.