Mark Twain Humans Quotations

The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

All human rules are more or less idiotic.

Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead.

I am only human, although I regret it.

To eat is human, to digest, divine

There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.

Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.

Everything human is pathetic

The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

There is no accounting for human beings.

Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.