Mark Twain Things Quotations

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

We are all ignorant; just about different things.

All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime.

We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.

Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

The funniest things are the forbidden.