Milton Berle Mother Quotations

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"