Rita Rudner Mother Quotations

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now.

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.