Rita Rudner Inspirational Quotations

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.