Robert Orben Life Quotations

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!