Robert Orben Years Quotations

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.