Yogi Berra Ifs Quotations

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.

You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.