Bill Engvall Good Quotations

If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer.

Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.

I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.

God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work.