Bill Engvall Time Quotations

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.

My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.