Bill Engvall People Quotations

If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

America loves to watch people growing and getting better.

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.

My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.

Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.

People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.

People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'

I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.

The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'

I know at least two people who have never been killed by hippos.

I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people's heads.

The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.