Bill Watterson Hobbes Quotations

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

Scientific Progress goes boink?

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.