Bill Watterson Real Quotations

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

A real job is a job you hate.

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.