Bill Watterson Needs Quotations

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie's needs get served.

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.