Carrot Top Comedian Quotations

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.