Dan Quayle Stupidity Quotations

This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America.

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the - to the back!

My grandfather... saw where inherited wealth ruined people. And my grandfather was right.

Office of the Vice President... The Council on Competativeness.

I felt like I was in charge.