Dan Quayle Funny Quotations

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

I deserve respect for the things I did not do.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled

The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.

This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.

We lead in exporting jobs.

Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.

I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that the fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the last two years; I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I don't have to do that.