Dane Cook Giving Quotations

Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.