Dane Cook Guy Quotations

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

I'm a late-night guy.

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.