Dane Cook Love Quotations

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the douche bag falls in love! Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn as you drive by, “What? The 'tards just got married on their lawn. That's great! I have nobody, and the 'tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of 'tardiness”.

I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.