Daniel Handler Events Quotations

Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not?

Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, because she introduced me as Lemony Snicket, and I immediately interrupted her and said, "Oh no, Lemony Snicket isn't here," and then she tried to cancel the event right then and there.

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

For Beatrice, when we met, my life began. Soon afterwards, yours ended.