Daniel Handler Snakes Quotations

Everyone on earth would never starve and forever find love and happiness, since we won, but if we’d lost, they would have gouged out our eyes and thrown us naked onto hot coals and poisonous snakes for all the cheering and hugging at the end, strangers hugging like the end of The Omega Virus when Steve Sturmine finds the antidote.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.