Paul Reiser Comedian Quotations

Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis.

This is not the most right I've ever been.

But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and there were 1700 people.

Guys need a little help in knowing how to care for a kid. It's not that I think: Gee, parenting is beneath me. It's just that I wouldn't think of it.

We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.

It was funny to write for Peter Falk.

I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like some people are born dentists.