Rodney Dangerfield Bed Quotations

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).