Rodney Dangerfield Dating Quotations

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?