Stephen Colbert Surveillance Quotations

We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and then voted for the people who reauthorized it, then voted for the people who re-re-authorize d it.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.