Woody Allen Is Quotations

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

One of the wonderful things about making a film of any genre is that you have dialogue. You can take up a position. If you want to say something about your position, you can just say it. You don't have to spend massive amounts of screen time.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

Life's hard, then you die.

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

All i have in my life is my imagination

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Life is for the living.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

90% of success in life is showing up

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.