Bill Hicks Believe Quotations

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?

Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me.".

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells...

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint... it has to do with creating and sharing.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."