Bill Hicks Children Quotations

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet...

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

I am available for children's parties, by the way ...

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.