Bill Hicks Law Quotations

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.