I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.