Bob Hope President Quotations

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.