If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.