Ellen DeGeneres Procrastination Quotations

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, "Well, you should go to therapy." And I thought about it, but then I said, "Wait a minute. Why should I pay a stranger to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk?" And that's when I got the idea of touring.

All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.

Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.