George Burns Sex Quotations

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.