George Burns Comedian Quotations

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.