George Carlin Abortion Quotations

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens.. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.