Scott Adams Stupid Quotations

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

The best things in life are silly.

Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.