Scott Adams Business Quotations

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

My training is in business and economics, so my mind gravitates toward the business model,

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.