Scott Adams Work Quotations

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them.

I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.

I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.

I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.