Woody Allen Dying Quotations

Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.

Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.