George Bernard Shaw Sarcastic Quotations

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

Better never than late.

Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.