Phyllis Diller Men Quotations

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?

There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.