Phyllis Diller Sex Quotations

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.