W. C. Fields Money Quotations

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.

Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.