Woody Allen In Quotations

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

The best things in life are censored.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past.

90% of success in life is showing up