Emo Philips Sex Quotations

Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?

Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.

I learned about sex the hard way... from books.

The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.