George Bernard Shaw Witty Quotations

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.