Will Rogers Witty Quotations

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.